do you ever have second-hand obsessions
like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.
this is real
The only thing funnier than a pun is the look of utter disappointment, hatred, and/or disbelief from the people around you
…I’m not sorry.