The Year In New 52: Predictions for the future
Get ready for the new earth-shattering crossover event starting 2 days after the last earth-shattering crossover event, where Batman is forced to team up with the Justice League, the Teen Titans, and Super Mario to fight earth’s most dangerous foes yet, Ronald McDonald and his partner the Hamburglar, who in a shocking twist will be revealed to be Earth-71 Selina Kyle.
Watch in shock as Ronald McDonald kills Batman’s last remaining ex-intern Tim Drake by folding him up in a pizza and eating him.
ALL titles will be cancelled, then re-launched with Batman as the main character. If Batman is not in a panel, all the other characters will ask “Where is Batman”.
Also there will be more random romance ‘cause our weird chick readers are into that. Marvel and swoon as Aquaman and Dr Leslie Thompkins finally tie the knot ‘cause we threw a dart.
Dick Grayson will fall down a flight of stairs, knock out his two front teeth. His pants will fall down. Slide whistle, followed by a sad trombone.